form --> fit

Artistic, creative graphics gurus are sketching Hexadecimal portraits, HAPPILY.

There's more. God

Damn fools depart, that destroy or don't like daniweb.

George thought about

dirt --> vacuum

You get an invitation from Darth Vader to meet you out back. (bet you're wishing you hadn't put your light saber in the vending machine - dang it!) :).

I put in 5 Backspace <-- keys.

hate to cook smart illogical chickens

men --> women

hunger --> starving

You get ABDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

I put in 30 rambunctious kids

Throw up funny illogical people

at the thought

You get a Dell XPS600!!! With a 20" flat panel LCD monitor!!! (SWEET!!!)

I put in a broken pencil.

Look up funny illogical noses.

practitioner --> nurse

GPA --> GED

whiling away...--> Wile E. Coyote

sit upon fuzzy elongated balls

You get a dog with little bits of really old paper stuck in its teeth.

I put in a People magazine.

way. Knowing this,

sit upon large bouncy balls

(scared of this one - keep it clean!)

You get minty-fresh breath.

I put in a little frog.

Go among large young trees

addictive --> alcohol

You get a stuffed toy animal that clones itself and mutiplies by the dozen daily.

I put in 2 crates of Cheerios.

Las Vegas --> gambling

dance among small young trees

personality flaw that

You get 4 trees, a carving knife, a discount at the driving range and a sand wedge.
(good luck!)

I put in a Gummy Bear.

step over eighty senior citizens

(am I allowed to add a word?)

the police knocked

answers --> word games

You get your scooby done

I put in a parachute

to be or not to be --> question

step on eighty bricks

for another round

You get 200 8-track tapes from eBay.

I put in a vendor.

my glasses?", said

Oh - I thought you, jwenting, wrote the response - I get it now. Still, it's very funny!!! Thanks for sharing.
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