Long time no post.
I am needing help with a computer that I have... obviously.

The computer has not been turned on in a while because...

It blue screens after the Windows logo comes up.

I...

My Red Bull will kick the crap out of your coffe any day. True story!
(Sohmer, creator of Least I Could Do (http://www.leasticoulddo.com/)comic series)

Been a long time since I was here last!
But it is always great to come back to a good forum like this.

Anyways, on to the situation at hand:

Computer: Compaq Evo D5
OS: Win XP with Novell...

Let me give a bit of background on this one.
I ordered an external hard drive from newegg.com and have had it replaced a few times.

Eventually the hard drive gave out (i.e. thrown across the...

Maybe I am over looking something here....

I am a college graduate.. a 2 year college graduate at that.
I went, got my AAS in Networking. I was working at McDonalds.. I had a school principal...

Haven't posted in a LONG LONG TIME

Here is the problem:

About 2 months ago, I bought a 200GB external HD from NewEgg.com

Everything was peachy-keen until today.

The thing will turn on,...

Long time no Post!

Location: 300 Hall
OS: XP
Problem: When the teacher logs in, there is an error message:

Rtvscan.exe has generated errors and will be closed by Windows. You will need to...

Long time no post!

Well, here is the prob.
We have a COW (Computers on Wheels) unit and last year we only had 18 computers. THis year, we have 25. Now, my problem is that some of them will not...

iPod and phone mix together to create... a phone that costs to doggone much and will break in the first week. Sounds like something that you toss into the vending machine game.
But, yeah, I agree...

I have had experience with AOHell... er.. I mean AOL. I didn't like the service. Plus, it was SOOOOOO SLOOOOOWWW... but then again, that is how dial-up is. we still can't get broadband out here, but...

Honestly, I do not see why she is doing this. Yes, her son was killed. But it was HIS CHOICE to enter into the forces and he knew what he was getting himself into. The only thing I see this as is a)...

You get back out a green and red shake that no one likes.

I put in a class of 50 students who will not be quiet...

Nope. We are an all Windows campus.

Long time no post!

OK... here is the sitch..

I have a 256 2.0 USB Flash drive.

I have been saving teachers things on it and I went to access it, and it says that it needs to be formated. I...

methane --> gas

final destination --> Fate

Square --> Enix

I still Neo (as you can tell by the avatar)

Can't have a real pet... so this is the next best thing.

speed --> shaking

You get back a piece of toast

I put in a stressed out English teacher

you gte back a picasso

I put in a vase of daisys

Fave songs.... Well, it is kinda embarassing... but.....

Hanson - MMMBop
Nsync - This I Promise You
Breaking Benjamen - Blow Me Away
Hanson - Run Away Run (Live)
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway...

card game --> cheater

you get back a fur coat with the red paint already stained across it from PETA

I put in a Hersey's Hugs in.... (that is the Kisses with the white and milk chocolate)

you get back a class full of middle school students singing off key

I put in a purple tucan bird shouting BOO!

Thanks.
Anyone else?

and you get back a bucket of water and a lighning rod

I put in a can of Dr. Pepper

pad --> Flat

nitro --> glycerine

Does anyone know if any websites that will let you upload videos to it?

My brother has a few vids that he made with his friends. They are kinda.... stupid.
Kinda Saturday Night Live meets Jackass...

well, out here in BFE, we have either Dial-up or Satelite. Nothing else. Just that. Not enough money to have DSL put out here.

Dial-up here.... well.... it's like.. well...
You click on a link,...

you get back a woman on PMS, eating the chocolate.

I put in a pink piece of Paper...

You get fan boys that stay outside in the cold waiting for tickets for over 5 days.

I put in a 1999 Stanley Cup Hockey Puck (Stars won that year)

Constant destruction --> little sister

you get back a middle school with hormonal teenagers and an underpaid staff NAMED HORMONE HELL!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... *CLear throat* sorry about that... carried away...

I put in a USED toilet...

IT = Information Technology

Psychy --> Middle School teenagers

and you get the cheerleader that I put in earlier (hey, it could happen!)

I put in a brown M&M....

cuban --> Illian Gonzales (sorry if mis-spelled)

a test tube baby that is always high and has the munchies

I put in a cheerleader...