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Kung pao chicken is the most commonly ordered Chinese food dish in America.
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Just discovered by scientist at the University of Michigan:
Fingernails grow about 3 times faster then toenails.
Fingernails grow about 3 times faster then toenails.
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Originally Posted by Lardmeister 
Just discovered by scientist at the University of Michigan:
Fingernails grow about 3 times faster then toenails.
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You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
Not really; I tend to cut my toenails after removing the socks.
(And yes, I know that's not what you meant.)
(And yes, I know that's not what you meant.)
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More people have attended Star Trek conventions than have given blood.
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I am not surprised, I myself would rather go to a Star Trek convention than give blood
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I am not surprised, I myself would rather go to a Star Trek convention than give blood
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Nearly 50% of all bank robberies in the US take place on Fridays. source = FBI
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You cannot lick your own elbow. source = 'try it'
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Originally Posted by bumsfeld
You cannot lick your own elbow. source = 'try it'
Imagine a world without hypotheticals....
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Originally Posted by bumsfeld
Nearly 50% of all bank robberies in the US take place on Fridays. source = FBI
Imagine a world without hypotheticals....
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Originally Posted by bumsfeld
More people have attended Star Trek conventions than have given blood.
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I am not surprised, I myself would rather go to a Star Trek convention than give blood
Maybe they should set up donation stations at Trek/sci-fi conventions.
Imagine a world without hypotheticals....
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
You can have my book when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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