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Originally Posted by uniquestar 
There is only one station on the London Underground that does not have any letters from the Word Mackerel in it. I'll give you a few hours to find it....
Tip of the Millenium: There is no point worrying about life, because no-one gets out alive.
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Originally Posted by uniquestar
Because Sneezes can reach speeds of over 200mph, and your eyeballs will blow out of your skull!
The information superhighway has no rest stops available.
drink her pretty
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Originally Posted by Ene Uran
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The information superhighway has no rest stops available.
No one died when Clinton lied.
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Originally Posted by sneekula
Wasn't the information superhighway a brainchild of Al Gore? Rest stops must be environmentally unfriendly to him.
"No trees were harmed in the production of this post. However, several electrons were severely inconvenienced."
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You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
So who wants flies?
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Originally Posted by EnderX
So who wants flies?
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The letters 'a', 'b', 'c', and 'd' do not appear in the English spelling of numbers 1 to 99.
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The letter 'c' does not appear in the English spelling of numbers until you get to octillion (10^27).
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Did you know that one millionth of a mouthwash is a microscope?
The weight an evangelist carries with God is a billigram.
Ten rations are a decoration.
One million aches are a megahurtz.
The basic unit of laryngitis is a hoarsepower.
The weight an evangelist carries with God is a billigram.
Ten rations are a decoration.
One million aches are a megahurtz.
The basic unit of laryngitis is a hoarsepower.
No one died when Clinton lied.
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