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The entire life cycle of a cockroach lasts only 48 hours.
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An octopus's testicles are in its head.
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Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.


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The entire life cycle of a cockroach lasts only 48 hours.


A cockroach can live for well over 2 weeks without a head, not bad for only living 48 hours.....Check your facts!!!
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Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.



I dont think so,
Adolf Hitler was born in Austria in 1889. His mother, Klara, had previously given birth to two boys and one girl, all of whom had died. I don't think this would lead Klara, his mother to consider having an abortion. In fact Hitler’s mother is supposed to have lavished affection on him
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A cockroach can live for well over 2 weeks without a head, not bad for only living 48 hours.....Check your facts!!!



Yep the only reason a headless cockroach dies is cause he cant feed, the headless body in fact even retains a certain degree of learning ability !!!
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Fruit flies have a much higher resistance to radiation than cockroaches.
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A cockroach can live for well over 2 weeks without a head, not bad for only living 48 hours.....Check your facts!!!
I stand corrected, a cockroach can live up to 48 weeks.
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