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Actually, I read that "LOL" was used for "lots of love" and predates the Internet.

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Japan uses 20 pounds of disposable chopsticks per person each year.
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I found an estimated population of Japan at 127,433,494 as of June 2007.

That makes it 1,156,057.21 tonnes of chopsticks that Japan dumps each year!
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are America's most popular snack food.
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are America's most popular snack food.
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I will be more careful the next time I bite into a peanut.

The Eisenhower (US) interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
You know, if you just entered those "odd facts" into a google search, you would find that most are just plane bogus. This one brings up this at the top of the search:One mile in 5 is bogus
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