•
•
•
•
What is DaniWeb IT Discussion Community?
You're currently browsing the Geeks' Lounge section within the Coffee House category of DaniWeb, a massive community of 425,968 software developers, web developers, Internet marketers, and tech gurus who are all enthusiastic about making contacts, networking, and learning from each other. In fact, there are 1,636 IT professionals currently interacting right now! Registration is free, only takes a minute and lets you enjoy all of the interactive features of the site.
Please support our Geeks' Lounge advertiser: Programming Forums
Views: 9661 | Replies: 202
 |
•
•
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,133
Reputation: 
Rep Power: 6
Solved Threads: 66
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
drink her pretty
•
•
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Inside your monitor
Posts: 21
Reputation:
Rep Power: 1
Solved Threads: 1
Newbie Poster
Why does sour cream have an expire date?
Dont argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
•
•
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: France
Posts: 1,005
Reputation:
Rep Power: 6
Solved Threads: 45
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?
Should you find Irony, you can keep her!
•
•
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 858
Reputation:
Rep Power: 6
Solved Threads: 86
Practically a Posting Shark
Why is it when you change checkout lines, the one you just left starts to move?
I think congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors. (unknown)
•
•
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle, WA, USA
Posts: 1,065
Reputation:
Rep Power: 7
Solved Threads: 8
•
•
•
•
Originally Posted by ZZucker 
Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?
If only ignorance were painful....
GrimJack
AMD a64 3200+ 939
ASUS A8V Deluxe
G-force 7300GT/512meg AGP
GrimJack
AMD a64 3200+ 939
ASUS A8V Deluxe
G-force 7300GT/512meg AGP
•
•
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: France
Posts: 1,005
Reputation:
Rep Power: 6
Solved Threads: 45
•
•
•
•
Originally Posted by vmanes
Why is it when you change checkout lines, the one you just left starts to move?
My question:
"Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"
Should you find Irony, you can keep her!
•
•
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,133
Reputation:
Rep Power: 6
Solved Threads: 66
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
drink her pretty
•
•
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 136
Reputation:
Rep Power: 1
Solved Threads: 2
Junior Poster
Why does peep hole sound so much like people?
•
•
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 447
Reputation:
Rep Power: 2
Solved Threads: 62
Posting Pro in Training
•
•
•
•
which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway system.
Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.
Last edited by woooee : Apr 13th, 2008 at 7:43 pm.
•
•
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,401
Reputation:
Rep Power: 4
Solved Threads: 8
•
•
•
•
Originally Posted by woooee
Dinosaurs laid eggs, so eggs (came first) ...
My real pressing question:
"If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
I upped my sanitary measures, up yours!
|
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
DaniWeb Geeks' Lounge Marketplace
•
•
•
•
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
Linear Mode
- To Degree or not to Degree - that is my question (IT Careers and Business)
- A Good Question? (Advertising Sales Strategies)
- question about web hosting (Networking Hardware Configuration)
- Laptop buying question (Geeks' Lounge)
- computer case lights question (Troubleshooting Dead Machines)
- How long do you use your computer each day? (Geeks' Lounge)
- frequent degauss needed (Monitors, Displays and Video Cards)
Other Threads in the Geeks' Lounge Forum
- Previous Thread: There is an elephant on the loo!
- Next Thread: HUMOR
