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Why women live longer than men.
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lol Steven. Glad you all like the photos, they tickled me somewhat!
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While men die doing stupid things to satisfy the demands of their spouces, our nursing homes are filling up with feeble old biddies, barely a man in sight. Yes, women live longer than men.
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It's also said that married men live longer than single men.
Actually, they live equally long. It just seems longer to the married guys
Actually, they live equally long. It just seems longer to the married guys
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lol nice one Vmanes!
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Actually the way I heard it was more like this - Why do married men die younger? They want to!
(And before anyone complains, yes, I am married, and no, I don't feel that way personally).
(And before anyone complains, yes, I am married, and no, I don't feel that way personally).
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Originally Posted by kdoiron 
Actually the way I heard it was more like this - Why do married men die younger? They want to!
(And before anyone complains, yes, I am married, and no, I don't feel that way personally).
Last edited by sneekula; May 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm.
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Originally Posted by sneekula
KDoiron, welcome to DaniWeb! I remember it was you that introduced me to Cole's Law.
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Originally Posted by vmanes
And just which variant of Cole's Law would that be?
I think women live longer than men because we were an upgraded model of the human being.
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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Originally Posted by ZZucker
I know only one variant, Cole's Law: "Thinly Sliced Cabbage"
And thanks, Sneekula - I actually found this board while looking for some Python code.
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Originally Posted by ZZucker
I think women live longer than men because we were an upgraded model of the human being.
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