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Greetings!

Anyone interested in posting witty IT quotes...I find the sarcasm really interesting....Thought anyone are willing to share it to the community.

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Not really an 'IT-quote' but:
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Hi,

just stumbled across a site while googling and thought you might be interested in checking out.

http://www.witty-quotes.com/computerquotes_2.html

Its a bunch of computer quoutes that are really witty...

Fun quoting,

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The problem lies between keyboard and chair

Yeah, it is known as the ID10T problem...
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The problem lies between keyboard and chair
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-- The documentation is inevitable, you may get away with it for a little while but eventually you too will have to do the deed.
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