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I'm not giveing out a reward for this, just thought I'd see if any one was creative. The rules are quite simple:
Write a poem about the internet, websites, ext...
That's it! I guess I'll give you mien (isn't very good, made it up as I went along) :
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The Internet:
The Internet is a battle ground, with the sound of many clicks
The warriors are the websites, and the battle is a blitz
The webmasters are the generals, marching on with viger
And content is their tactic, the more the better they say
But no one will ever win the war, which rages both night and day
The battle is a hard fight, and not many do succeed
But regardless of the odds, that war does continue
Continue until we are no more
-Joey Marshall
Write a poem about the internet, websites, ext...
That's it! I guess I'll give you mien (isn't very good, made it up as I went along) :
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The Internet:
The Internet is a battle ground, with the sound of many clicks
The warriors are the websites, and the battle is a blitz
The webmasters are the generals, marching on with viger
And content is their tactic, the more the better they say
But no one will ever win the war, which rages both night and day
The battle is a hard fight, and not many do succeed
But regardless of the odds, that war does continue
Continue until we are no more
-Joey Marshall
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The Internet *bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of nasties*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of viruses*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of adware*bangs bong twice*
The......Internet*bangs bong rapidly followed by claping fro aduinece*
I know this thread is old but I don't wnat any members to be discouraged.
The Internet full of nasties*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of viruses*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of adware*bangs bong twice*
The......Internet*bangs bong rapidly followed by claping fro aduinece*
I know this thread is old but I don't wnat any members to be discouraged.
PETA People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
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FireFox
Hijack This
Ad-Aware
Hijack this tutorial
Microsoft AntiSpyware
CompUchat
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Originally Posted by OurNation
The Internet *bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of nasties*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of viruses*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of adware*bangs bong twice*
The......Internet*bangs bong rapidly followed by claping fro aduinece*
I know this thread is old but I don't wnat any members to be discouraged.
That was beutifull!
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Originally Posted by OurNation
The Internet *bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of nasties*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of viruses*bangs bong twice*
The Internet full of adware*bangs bong twice*
The......Internet*bangs bong rapidly followed by claping fro aduinece*
I know this thread is old but I don't wnat any members to be discouraged.
BTW. I love your advatar OurNation
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Master Poster
Another poem
The sever is down
The sever is down
The sever is down
It makes me frown
I laugh at a clown
Then I frown
Because
The server is down
I AM NOW A GURU POSTER HOW COOL
The sever is down
The sever is down
The sever is down
It makes me frown
I laugh at a clown
Then I frown
Because
The server is down
I AM NOW A GURU POSTER HOW COOL
PETA People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
FireFox
Hijack This
Ad-Aware
Hijack this tutorial
Microsoft AntiSpyware
CompUchat
FireFox
Hijack This
Ad-Aware
Hijack this tutorial
Microsoft AntiSpyware
CompUchat
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Practically a Posting Shark
OK, here's a try:
Internet Dreams
Between all worlds on this net
Revealed for us to see,
Lie answers to a question
Meant for you and me.
The question unimportant,
One query just enough,
A mirrored multiplicity
Stares back and seems to laugh
Like darkness parses in riddles,
Lights our path in dreams -
Tightrope walkers dancing
With glasses on their feet.
zeroth
Internet Dreams
Between all worlds on this net
Revealed for us to see,
Lie answers to a question
Meant for you and me.
The question unimportant,
One query just enough,
A mirrored multiplicity
Stares back and seems to laugh
Like darkness parses in riddles,
Lights our path in dreams -
Tightrope walkers dancing
With glasses on their feet.
zeroth
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Newbie Poster
Pretty good.
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Internet Internet
It is a server that is full of noobs who think they got skills
Maybe I will live in Beverly Hills
I forgot to give my grandma here pills
They are like
OMG OMG OMG I just crashed a server
I need a life preserver
FBI is going to kill me
War is started
There is a huge uproar
I got to get my thugs from Trilleville
I need my hundred dollar bill
Instead of being a geek
I am a freak
Thug Love
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It is a server that is full of noobs who think they got skills
Maybe I will live in Beverly Hills
I forgot to give my grandma here pills
They are like
OMG OMG OMG I just crashed a server
I need a life preserver
FBI is going to kill me
War is started
There is a huge uproar
I got to get my thugs from Trilleville
I need my hundred dollar bill
Instead of being a geek
I am a freak
Thug Love
|Daywalker|
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It's turning into a rap-off.
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