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Just an accumulation of funny news lines:
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)
Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies (LA Times)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms (NY Times)
Miners Refuse to Work After Death (WV Herald)
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
The streets are safe in Philadelphia.
It's only the people who make them unsafe.
Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)
Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)
Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)
Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies (LA Times)
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms (NY Times)
Miners Refuse to Work After Death (WV Herald)
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
The streets are safe in Philadelphia.
It's only the people who make them unsafe.
Last edited by ZZucker; Oct 26th, 2008 at 1:08 pm.
Never argue with idiots, they'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with their experience.
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