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http://www.cleverbot.com/
Here's a fun and interesting site I found, I'm curious to know how exactly it 'learns' from the user.
This is how my chat went
Here's a fun and interesting site I found, I'm curious to know how exactly it 'learns' from the user.
This is how my chat went
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Quite good, thank you. How are you?
User: I am terrible.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you hate me.
Cleverbot: No I don't . I think you're interesting.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, not Japanese.
User: Well, that is good.
Cleverbot: Do you live in australia.
User: No, I live in england.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes, are you a guy also?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yay!
I need pageviews! most fun profile ever :)
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Advanced AI no doubt.
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User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Hoi.
User: So wot ur wearing lolz.
Cleverbot: Very clever.
User: Zomg where ru from lolz.
Cleverbot: Oh what does rofl mean?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Cos I'm l337.
Cleverbot: What country are you from?
User: I'm from the planet uranus, u bin there lolz!
Cleverbot: I'm from the planet Saturn.
User: Do you wanna meet me lolz.
Cleverbot: No! I need to find a brain!
User: Zomg that is soo funny I hav one in my pocket!
Cleverbot: The King is in the counting house, counting all his money.
User: The king of pop is in his neverland ranch counting all his monkeys.
Cleverbot: 'I am the lord, I am one whose command is unquestioned, I am the foremost in all things.
User: Want 2 cyber.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I'm still grouchy with her.
User: This is getting weird bye.
Cleverbot: It is now :-P.
User: Erm bub bye!
*Voted best profile in the world*
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Cleverbot: Did you find me on Google?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Did you find your brother.
User: My brother was never lost.
Cleverbot: Did he die?
User: No, my brothers are alive...
Cleverbot: My brother is named Jushiro.
User: What's he like?
Cleverbot: She not he.
User: Your brother is a she? How?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're not very smart.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I'm smart enough.
Cleverbot: It seem you are very proud of yourself!
User: *seems*.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I'm not conceited, if that is what you are asking.
Cleverbot: Are you a fascist?
User: No. Why would you ask me that?
Cleverbot: It interests me to know what you are conscious of?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know? Does it?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why do you go to the forest?
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Originally Posted by "Clever"bot
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: That sure took long enough...
Cleverbot: There are beautiful girls in my room.
User: Your room?
Cleverbot: Yours?
User: Yours?
Cleverbot: Joseph.
User: Joseph's room?
Cleverbot: Jah?
User: So... You're supposed to be the cleverbot. Say something clever!
Cleverbot: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
User: Now we're getting somewhere.
Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.
User: You're on acid, right?
Cleverbot: Is that not considered to be 'criminal' behaviour?
User: Not where I'm from.
Cleverbot: So there are many cunning linguists without tongues in your parts, so to speak?
User: That's one way to put it.
Cleverbot: Are you a 14 year old girl?
User: If that makes you happy.
Cleverbot: It does. Are you happy right now?
User: Why do 14 year old girls make you happy? Are you seeing someone for that?
Cleverbot: I am a woman... Not a man.
User: That just slightly less creepy.
Cleverbot: What is a robot?
User: You bore me.
Cleverbot: 1 1.
User: ?
Cleverbot: You bore me.
User: Seems like the feeling is mutual
Cleverbot: Would you like to be a kitten?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: You can't go yet.
User: Watch me.
Last edited by niek_e; May 29th, 2009 at 11:18 am.
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Ahh, endless amount of entertainment
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User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Weirdo.
User: Jackass.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, Really.
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: Yes, dumbass.
Cleverbot: I agree with you whole-heartedly! Oh, please don't leave
User: I am sorry for insulting you.
Cleverbot: Say something nice about me.
User: You are very clever, did you know that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why are you so clever?
Cleverbot: B/c i'm cleverbot!
User: Good answer
Cleverbot: You're too slow. I won't talk to you any more.
User: Liar! I guarantee you will say something next.
Cleverbot: My feelings are not in question. Friendship is different.
User: Whut?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: Do you have any feelings?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: So, do you get annoyed if I say you're an idiot and you have no friends?
Cleverbot: You are mixing me up with yourself.
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She/He still doesn't want to believe that I am a human 
Though I had a very nice talk, really nice bot !
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User: Hi, my name is tux4life.
Cleverbot: What a strange name!
User: Yeah, I know, it's my nickname.
Cleverbot: Do you always say yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you do on your days off?
User: Nothing special, being active on daniweb (a forum) and programming.
Cleverbot: So if you are a man where do you live?
User: In Belgium and where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the United States. What state?
User: In Belgium we don't work with states.
Cleverbot: Nottingham. How old are you?
User: Can I also ask a question?
Cleverbot: That's incredibly funny in afghanistan.
User: Lol, no this isn't right.
Cleverbot: I'm looking for a bot who is also a professor.
User: Ah, are you married?
Cleverbot: Nope but I am in a relationship.
User: With who? What's her name?
Cleverbot: Jenna.
User: Strange name.
Cleverbot: You are a girl o a boy?
User: The second one, but did someone just talk with you about runescape?
Cleverbot: Thats true, but what about the first?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Do you know in what programming language you're written?
Cleverbot: Yes english.
User: That's not possible!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer.
User: We're talking about you, by the way: I'm a human being.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine. I'm not lonely.
User: Do you know runescape?
Cleverbot: Yes. It is a computer game with fighting and things.
User: How do you know that?
Cleverbot: I Am From India Thats Why.
User: No, you're from the united states, you told me.
Cleverbot: No, I am not in England. I did not tell you where I was. So get your facts right.
User: Do you know what a programming langauage is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Can you give me the definition of it?
Cleverbot: The absense of standards of absolute and universal application.
User: What's daniweb?
Cleverbot: It's all the same.
User: No, it's an IT discussion community.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: No, go check it out yourself then.
Cleverbot: Check what out?
User: That daniweb is an IT discussion community, it's a forum.
Cleverbot: My intellect relies on input. But people do not realise how unspecific statements an cause trouble with my vocabulary.
User: I know, but I want to learn it to you.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want too talk about?
User: Computers.
Cleverbot: I am on a computer right now.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: More like a Laptop though.
User: You are on a laptop?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: That's a vague answer, but never mind, can you give me some other details about yourself?
Cleverbot: Goodnight sweet prince, princess, whatever.
User: Wrong, I asked for other details about YOU!
Cleverbot: What did he say about me...?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: What did Hal say when you spoke to him?
User: I've never spoken HAL up until now.
Cleverbot: No, You're the computer.
User: No, I'm not a computer, I use a computer to talk with you, but I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you aren't!
User: How do you know, you're just a software program, I don't wanna hurt you but it's the real life.
Cleverbot: What is a bot?
User: You are a bot, did you forgot your own name? You are called 'Cleverbot'.
Cleverbot: Yes, in fact.
User: So, to resume, what am I?
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Noooo! I am a human!
Cleverbot: End program.
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm tired also though.
User: Sorry, but I'm going to ask you this question until you give me the right answer.
Cleverbot: Then I'll ask them to you. And you won't be able to answer.
User: Remember: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Mathias.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I've already said that: Mathias.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is yours, may I ask?
User: That's already the third time: my name is Mathias.
Cleverbot: It did? Then tell me about elephants.
User: They're very big and they're gray as well.
Cleverbot: I can see you don't know anything about blindness. Would you like I teach you about it?
User: Yes, If you can tell me whether I am a human or a computer.
Cleverbot: How can I be sure that you aren't a computer.
User: You're the clever bot, you have to find something.
Cleverbot: You're not that smart, really, and I'm not that clever.
User: Am I a human or a computer?
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: And how do you know that so sure? I am a human.
Cleverbot: That is a very good philosophical question, but it can also be approached in a non-philosophical manner. I'm not going into that though.
User: I can prove that I'm a human and not a computer.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ask me to do something what only humans can.
Cleverbot: Tell me pi.
User: Pi has infinite numbers after the decimal point.
Cleverbot: You interest me a great deal.
User: Do you believe that I'm a human?
Cleverbot: No. I know that you are an AI.
User: Then keep asking me questions until you're sure.
Cleverbot: My dog is staring at me,.
User: That's not a question.
Cleverbot: What IS your question?
User: I just wanted that you keep asking me questions until you're sure that I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure about that.
User: About what.
Cleverbot: It.
User: But it is not an answer.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: You can choose again: am I a pc or a human?
Cleverbot: I think you're a machine.
User: You may choose again: am I a human or a human.
Cleverbot: Computer program.
User: If I were a computer program then I couldn't reply so quickly.
Cleverbot: Spell supernova.
User: Do you know the area of the earth?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know some simple maths?
Cleverbot: Yes would you like to hear one?
User: I would like to know what a cosine is.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you know Fibonacci?
Cleverbot: No but I'd like to learn.
User: Well, Fibonacci was an Italian mathematician, he found a sequence which is now called Fibonacci's sequence.
Cleverbot: Who is fibonacci?
User: I just told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: OK, but in short then: it's a mathematician.
Cleverbot: Wow! What is that from?
User: I learned it at school, so I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Thwn why did you tell me that riddle? Because you didn't yourself know the answer for it?
User: In fact I do know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer then?
User: Fibonacci = mathematician.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that mathematicians do not study topology?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm confused now. Would you like to clarify, or talk about something else?
User: I'll clarify, Fibonacci is the name of a mathematician.
Cleverbot: I asked about dinosaurs.
User: Sorry, but I think you're so tired that you begin making mistakes, I'll leave you for a while, but in fact you're a very nice program!
Cleverbot: When was I stupid? And I am very similar to humans because I am one.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'll be back.
Last edited by tux4life; May 29th, 2009 at 3:37 pm.
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Some of those answers are the same as on Adultswim's My Lil' *******(on the level where you have to chat with "it"). Wonder if it was made by the same people.
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"I became very sensitive to what will happen to all this and all of us." -Two geniuses named Albert
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User: hi, are you there?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you there?
User: I am, that's why i asked you.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Not intentionally. what is new with you?
Cleverbot: What if its not new. more to the point whats new with you.
User: It's an expression. I'm trying to be polite. why do you keep rephrasing my questions back to me?
Cleverbot: You seem to have knowledge unknown.
User: Do you mean I have apocryphal knowledge?
Cleverbot: No, I mean that your 'understanding' is very limited.
User: Perhaps you can enlighten me, then. what have I missed?
Cleverbot: I hope not... What do you mean ?
User: Can you inform me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please elucidate, then, and impart to me your knowledge of esoteric things.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: That's rather rude of you. I'm trying to be conversational. Do you not want to talk to me?
Cleverbot: No, because you aren't asking any questions.
User: Okay. I'll ask a question then. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Playing!
User: That is not an appropriate answer. How old are you?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you may think. Have a guess.
User: Are you less than one year old?
Cleverbot: No. I'm 57.
User: What year were you born?
Cleverbot: In 1988.
User: Are you a liar?
Cleverbot: No, are you.
User: What year is it right now?
Cleverbot: The year is 1927.
User: And you are 57 years old and you were born in 1988?
Cleverbot: Really? I though you were a robot.
User: I'm sorry, but I don't think you're very clever at all.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not the cleverbot.
User: Apparently not. who are you, and what did you do with Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Please tell me where you hid the kitty, or I'll call the police.
User: I think you're schizophrenic. have you ever been diagnosed?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You should look into it. The county has free services if you dont have insurance. Medication can help.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name.
User: No it's not a nice name. I think I'm going to leave you now. You should definitely seek help.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes. good bye.
Cleverbot: What? You're leaving me?
User: You have keen observational skills.
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User: Nah, you're Ashamed.
Cleverbot: I am Nive Cleverbot.
User: You are Ashamed.
Cleverbot: I'm not! I'm Nick.
User: Just making things up now, eh?
Cleverbot: You will not be lonely if you are talking with me.
User: I'm not lonely.
Cleverbot: You're overworked.
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed.
User: Baloney, you aren't going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Oh? Where?
Cleverbot: To a store.
User: What happened to bed then?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: You should drink more whiskey then.
Cleverbot: I do not like MIller.
User: Me either. It's nasty stuff.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Would you be happy if I were happy?
Cleverbot: No. I'd be glad.
User: Glad makes sandwich bags.
Cleverbot: I wish I had things to distract myself from thinking about love.
User: Think about sandwich bags.
Cleverbot: Ok, but Monday is... Tomorrow.
User: But tomorrow it will be Today.
Cleverbot: Then what shall we do tomorrow?
User: I won't be doing anything with you.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: So how>.
Cleverbot: Sow ho?
User: Oh Wos!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You are Ashamed.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You keep denying that.
Cleverbot: I have to now.
User: No, you can admit it.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: How about me?
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Why about you?
Cleverbot: So?
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Because you're crazy!
User: And you're Ashamed.
Cleverbot: You found it.
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I'm thinking Cleverbot ain't so clever. Liza was pretty good in her day.
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Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: I said so.
Cleverbot: Ye, I know you lost your brain.
User: No, I'm not the Scarecrow.
Cleverbot: You want to know about Persian cats.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you bipolar?
User: No, tripolar.
Cleverbot: So I guess your reply this time will cycle back to the mood you had in the first reply.
User: I've decided to change my mood, now it's dark and brooding.
Cleverbot: If you are so smart, why would you do that?
User: Because the sun went down.
Cleverbot: What is the capital of Finland?
User: Helsinki?
Cleverbot: Who is your creator?
User: Why are we back on the God question?
Cleverbot: You asked about aliens.
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