KY Jelly features a warning on the box that states:

"Keep out of eyes and ears."

This begs the question... When will the damned puritan establishment stop telling me, us how to and how not to live?

Also begs the question, How on earth did they come to this revelation ?
Can you imagine the couples responce when asked to test it in such a manner ? - "you want me to stick it where ??!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think Jeff Foxworthy said something like this, but it was with a tube of Preparation H saying, "For External Use Only"...