GOD HELP - extreme urgent help needed

i am so so happy to have found this site...but am unable to download anything...

as far as use of computer goes...i am a very very normal user...i can surf net and check emails...
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can someone help me in using bittorrent to download a movie/song?????????????

i read FAQ many times...but seems its not going into my head at all...can someone be kind enough to write steps in very simple language (as simple as possible) for almost a fool like me to understand...

plz assume i am a complete dumbo and still want to download (and plz dont say that i will not be able to download for being dumbo, plz help guys)

again i can request and hope that some good soul or angel will come to this poor man's rescue...

waiting for a reply anxiously...

best regards,

and thanks millions and tonnes in advance...this is a very very nice forum...

i wish i could have found this a year back....(and wonder now are there more forums like this on net???????)

most sincerely,

bktek

bktek (at) sify (dot) com

Assistance with file sharing software is not permitted on this forum. Sorry.