Neil: Ow, WOW heavy! My lentil binary trees are growing exponentially.

Vivian: This calls for a subtle combination of mathematics and extreme violence.

Rick: Oh you couldn't theorize even if you picked your nose with a silicon chip.

Vivian: OK, watch! This is how you dismantle a binary tree in constant time...

CRUNCH, CHOP, CRASH...

Neil: WOW. Heavy. Look at the mess. Look at all the garbage!

Garbage: Now they'll try to clean me up in constant time, but they've forgotten
about all those cycles caused by curly lentils...

Vivian: Oh no we didn't because I cut all the cycles before I chopped down the
tree...

Rick: You can't do that in linear time! What sort of a snotty nosed gullible
girlie do you think I am?

Vivian: Well I had him fooled!

Neil: No you didn't! I was just waiting for the tree to spontaneously
re-assemble.

you forgot to "clean up" the dialogue to use hax0r sp33k and tm shorthand in overabundance.