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Shucks! I tought it would be about kalifornia falling off into the ocean
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Well, you were almost right. Just replace 'California' with 'cat' and 'ocean' with 'path of a speeding car'
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All responses to this post so far are hilarious ( -- ocean' with 'path of a speeding car' ):lol::cheesy:!

Now, the image of kalifornia sinking into a roiling ocean is a just priceless:!:
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Mehehehe...

Not that I have anything against California, of course. Lovely...oranges? No wait...that's Florida.
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There was a movie about a major earth quake in california that moved LA into an island. Funny scene -- all the lights remained on in that city even though electricity was obviously cut off from the mainland.

I should have kept my property in Tucson as it might be beach front property some day.
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Theoretically, everywhere in the world will be a beach property at some point.

It's just a question of whether you'll be alive when it is.
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Theoretically, everywhere in the world will be a beach property at some point.

It's just a question of whether you'll be alive when it is.


The whole World will be an ocean again someday, God willing .
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Then a new Pangea will just spring up from the Atlantic I expect. Or was that the Pacific...?
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