Your friend is dead wrong. Excel DOES include VBA which is a scripting language based loosely on VB but that's about it.
All of the MS Office applications expose a series of COM controls which you can use to manipulate their documents.
I don't have the documentation for them at hand but you should be able to find examples in the MSDN library at http://msdn.microsoft.com and elsewhere.
There are likely also other systems to access and manipulate the documents available through third parties.
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There is a small code snippet on DaniWeb on how to manipulate Excel data from within qbasic. Your friend might not be so far off!
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