Funny sayings for DaniWeb T-shirts...

[WASDted]

Hey folks. We're working on some DaniWeb T-shirts and we'd like your input. The design of the shirts is as follows. Black T-shirt with a random funny saying on the front and the <DANIWEB> logo on the back (white ink).

We're looking for some quotes. Think funny, geek, tech, hacker, gaming, programming... something along those lines. Here is what we have so far:

das geek.

talk techie to me

I eat spyware for breakfast

got trojans?

hackr

Strange game--the only winning move is not to play.

BSOD

I has firmware

These T-shirts will debut and be given out at the DaniWeb events during Internet Week

[Narue]

"void mainers are DOOMed"
"Geeks Lounge Junkie"
"Banned"
"Programming Forums Survivor"
"What is Area 51?"
"Superduper Mod"

[Salem]

1. "I reported 1000 spam posts and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcode#UPC
The main logo is the UPC for the T-shirt itself.
Underneath is says "machine-readable and machine-washable".

Just walk past check-outs and see if you can get billed for "1 T-shirt" then complain that you made no such purchase ;)

3. "No user serviceable parts inside - please refer to a qualified technician"

[BestJewSinceJC]

If you're planning to profit on these t shirts (which I assume you are) then you should also think of some normal-ish ones for people like me who wouldn't buy the "geeky sayings" ones.

[jephthah]

If you're planning to profit on these t shirts (which I assume you are) then you should also think of some normal-ish ones for people like me who wouldn't buy the "geeky sayings" ones.

yeah, i don't think they're going to profit on this. it's just SWAG to get name visibility.

and sorry, i don't think i would wear any of those. "geek funny" is kind of late 20th Century.

The new internet funny is caustic and cynical. So wouldn't try to go for clever or funny sayings. Daniweb just doesnt bring Teh Funnay. Well, not intentionally anyhow.

We're mostly a homework help forum for the chronically helpless.

[Salem]

"Follow me on Twitter
Follow me on Facebook
But follow me wearing this shirt,
and I'll get a restraining order!"

[Nick Evan]

Daniweb specific:

1. givemetehcodez
2. http://www.daniweb.com/forums/announcement8-3.html

[Nick Evan]

1. "I reported 1000 spam posts and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

In your case, you should get about 5 or 6 shirts then. :)

[Sodabread]

What about "

...

"?

[jephthah]

okay, i've changed my mind. I would buy a daniweb shirt that said either

"Banned" or "givemetehcodez"

cause that brings teh funnay.

.

[WASDted]

great feedback peeps, keep it comin'

adding...

You Have 0 Friends

I am a code ninja

chick friends are worth almost triple what dude friends are

[Sodabread]

End thread hijacking NOW!

No, I will not do your homework.

if(DateTime.Now.Year - Thread.Date.Year > 1)
{
    throw new OldPostException();
}

[happygeek]

Not all spammers are annoying, some are dead

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

No l33t speak

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL

Java: write once, debug everywhere

If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0

Will write code for food

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN

[vegaseat]

God loves stupid people
He made so many

[BestJewSinceJC]

Not all spammers are annoying, some are dead

Haha. Vegaseat's is pretty good too.

[Salem]

Sodabread's sig is pretty good (and concise enough for t-shirts)

[Sodabread]

Sodabread's sig is pretty good (and concise enough for t-shirts)

It's a great idea for a t-shirt, actually, considering I stole it off a shirt from ThinkGeek.com =)

[jonsca]

How about "Oh, what a Daniweb we weave when first we practice to inform" (*as he ducks the thrown tomatoes).

or "Do IT on our site"

[Lardmeister]

Loosen your mind on DaniWeb

[Salem]

"(press any key to quit) A
(save before exit?) N
(are you sure?) Y"

For someone wearing one of HG's suggestions...
"127.0.0.2
<-- I live next door to this guy"

One for the ladies :icon_razz:
"Thread Bumps!"

[~s.o.s~]

Typically aimed at mocking newbies (in an offensive sort of way) who try out wrong things and wonder why it doesn't work (read it on some blog):

hey guys I keep shoving cucumbers up my a** but I’m still hungry

Typical state of an open source project: (some github project)

Roadmap
Step 1 — Create a roadmap

Some think tarballs are better source code management alternative than VSS (on reddit):

Tarballs don't magically corrupt themselves, VSS does.

An unique way to arrive at the universal answer:

"4" + 2 = "42"

[jephthah]

Daniweb: Thanks for sharing!
______

Spam link here.

.

[WaltP]

01000100 01100001 01101110 01101001
01110111 01100101 01100010
01010010 01101111 01100011 01101011 01110011

[jonsca]

You forgot a 0010 0001 (!)

[~s.o.s~]

How about:

"If I am helpful, pls give me reputation points. Thanks!" ;-)

[nav33n]

Ask customtshirts guy! I'm sure he's got a storehouse of funny quotes :P

How about,

"Warning and Infractions can't stop me from posting spam!"
"I am a sig spammer. Shoot me!"
"I <3 1337"
"I hate spammers."
"Favorite passtime: Reporting spammers!"
"I'm a n00b. plzzz help !!!!11"
"Homework kiddo"

:)

[steven woodman]

"We got the IN-YOUR-FACE INTERFACE"

I know it sucks but I'm not techie enough to think of something clever. hey wait that could be one too.

[cotton221]

WARNING: CD-ROM is not a cup holder

[Serunson]

Like my sig says:

"If you were a file, i'd hit delete"

Thank you Scru for that one, if they are still about!

[MooGeek]

How about: {INSERT DANI'S PICTURE HERE} + {WORLD WIDE WEB LOGO} = {DANIWEB's logo}