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<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 1 · 2013-02-26T03:01:42+00:00

No, it means they starved.

Why does TnTinMN have a monkey avatar?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 2 · 2013-02-26T03:29:09+00:00

Because he's not TheTinMaN.

Why do none of the flightless birds whistle?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 3 · 2013-02-26T03:42:54+00:00

Because they are too shy to sing.

Why is mike_2000_17 super good at programming?

BigPaw 17 Master Poster · Answer 4 · 2013-02-26T16:54:01+00:00

Popeye has his spinach & Olive Oil, Mike_2000 has his C++ & Daniweb

Mrs BigPaw wants BigPaw to paint the pond's bridge at the weekend, and he's decided that it will need about five coats of paint. Which coat will he put on the first?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 5 · 2013-02-26T17:52:31+00:00

Which coat will he put on the first?

His own if it is cold outside.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate is made from cocoa beans, and beans are considered a vegetable?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 6 · 2013-02-26T20:39:21+00:00

Because coffee (also made from beans) is not a vegetable.

Why are flamingos pink?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 7 · 2013-02-26T20:55:11+00:00

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster

11 Years Ago

carotenoids

Are we there yet?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 8 · 2013-02-26T23:48:31+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

11 Years Ago

Maybe.

Am i a cat or human?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 9 · 2013-02-26T23:54:41+00:00

neither, you are an unclosed tag name. now get noff the computer an do your homework!

if an idea is proclaimed to be half-baked, which half is ready for consumption?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 10 · 2013-02-27T00:18:07+00:00

now get noff the computer an do your homework!

I don't have homework today... i do it all in school and I have straight A's in all 7 classes ;). So i know what i am doing.

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if an idea is proclaimed to be half-baked, which half is ready for consumption?

Both!

Why did TnTinMN ask a question and why did I answer it?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 11 · 2013-02-27T01:01:16+00:00

Foul. Two stupid questions.
Answer to the First: I'm bored and don't feel like working on my project.
For the answer to the second I will borrow from an old comercial for a candy: The world may never know.

Now for the stupid question, what is the candy from the commercial am I referring too?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 12 · 2013-02-27T01:24:18+00:00

Actually, it was a two part question. ;)

Cavities and Dental Visits.

Why am I awesome?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 13 · 2013-02-27T01:37:30+00:00

Because you're humble, and would never brag about how awesome you are...

Why do cars have four wheels?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 14 · 2013-02-27T02:56:47+00:00

Because they do.

Why do presidents only get to be in office for 4 years?

IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 15 · 2013-02-28T02:18:03+00:00

IIM 163 Master Poster

11 Years Ago

Because after that they are on vacation

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 16 · 2013-02-28T02:30:19+00:00

Since there was no question given, I will just make one up for IIM

Why is Dani the queen of the web?
Because she is...

Alright, new question.

Why is 1+1 equal to 2?

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 17 · 2013-02-28T03:14:00+00:00

It's not, can be proven that 1+1=3

Why is snow white and not blue like the color of the sky from which it comes?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 18 · 2013-02-28T03:16:24+00:00

@AD, your answer is not stupid... it is actually logical!

Because it went pale.

Why does Ancient Dragon like Diablo 3?

IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 19 · 2013-02-28T03:23:14+00:00

Because he doesn't like questions.

Why there are two weekends and 5 weekdays?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 20 · 2013-02-28T03:25:28+00:00

Because there isn't 5 weekends and 2 weekdays.

Why is the cat on my avatar attacking a bird house.

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 21 · 2013-02-28T03:26:28+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

11 Years Ago

Because the bird stole his fish.

Why do auctioneers speak so fast?

Edited 11 Years Ago by mike_2000_17 because: rephrase

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 22 · 2013-02-28T03:27:59+00:00

Because they don't feel like talking slow.

why am I straight A student

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 23 · 2013-02-28T03:29:52+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

11 Years Ago

Because you know how to extrapolate.

Why do birds have feathers?

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 24 · 2013-02-28T03:40:52+00:00

becusse they don't have fur.

Why is Mike wearing tha funny-looking hat? He looks like a Viking.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 25 · 2013-02-28T03:47:41+00:00

Because he likes funny looking stuff on his head.

Why does Ancient Dragon think that Mike's avatar is funny looking?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 26 · 2013-02-28T03:58:53+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

11 Years Ago

Because he's a jolly old man.

Why does a dragon wear a yellow shirt?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 27 · 2013-02-28T03:59:53+00:00

Because he likes it.

Why did i respond to your question?

IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 28 · 2013-03-02T10:36:23+00:00

Because answer is stupid.

Why do you eat apple?

mvmalderen 2,072 Postaholic · Answer 29 · 2013-03-02T16:39:18+00:00

Because I don't eat tree.
Why can't I think of a stupid question?

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 30 · 2013-03-02T17:14:19+00:00

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70

11 Years Ago

Because you are a Panda Bear
Why do I like to drink water instead of Whisky?

mvmalderen commented: Lol :) +0