Okay, I there must be some gifts out there you just don't want for Christmas. What are they?

I for instance, keep having this thought that my brother will get me some pen set as some sort of sick joke.

No singing fish.
(from central PA -- where they appreciate singing fish! help!)

I dont want alot of things :)

Another computer! I have enough headaches with the one I have.

Another GF! I have enough headaches with the one I have.

Another GF! I have enough headaches with the one I have.

Careful...you may think she doesn't even know about these forums, but one day she'll start going through yur bookmarks....

Careful...you may think she doesn't even know about these forums, but one day she'll start going through yur bookmarks....

If you pick your GF for her beauty rather than her brains, this may not be a danger.

Democrats controlling the economy.

commented: Right on, what a mess that would be! +2

Democrats controlling the economy.

Right on! I would go a step further and say "any politicians and their ilk controlling the economy".

Democrats controlling the economy.

More of Midi's ultra-right, "liberalphobic" inane blather.

A dictionary of "big words".

headaches.......................
I want to avoid problems

Being promoted to a DaniWeb "Posting Whiz"

Does that mean I am whizzing on postings?

No, it means you're a Whiz who posts. But thats worse.

Argyle socks where not on my list, but I received them anyway.

My flat gets broken in a lot, but my collection of still unused argyle socks has never been stolen.

where do I start... LMAO... ok but really, where do I start?

What I really REALLY don't want, is for my ex-wife to ever contact me again, even though she owes me money from the divorce

Do we get to post our "Santa's wish list" too?