A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a
headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and
asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do, and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass. Read More
[url]http://socialistsquirrel.com/archives/322[/url] [quote]You might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility.[quote]Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’ A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently … Read More
[QUOTE=Lardmeister;526558]Well, my dad is a very successful lawyer and has helped a lot of people in his life. Something he and I are proud off. Looks like this thread is more about envy, by folks who have an unsuccessful and poorly paying job.[/QUOTE]Hey Lardmeister, the reason there are lawyer jokes … Read More
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller. The other's a fish. Read More
[B]You won't go to jail[/B] A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer … Read More