A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a
headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and
asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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b) are, effectively, forced to be dishonest by their profession.
c) are generally not seen as benefiting their fellow man in the same way that, say, a doctor does....but enough about John Edwards. :rimshot:
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Dave Sinkula
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Props on the joke.
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That one's a keeper.
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