3 different kinds of fart

I was just thinking how would we call our farts if ever they do have a kind. Well, I came up with 3 kinds of 'em. Loud and Proud, Silent but Deadly and the ultimate, Wet and Wild. Which of these 3 you produce the most? hehehe...

Interesting....

Looks to me like you have to eat certain foods to produce some of these.

I let you in on a secret, ladies never do such thing, and if they did, it would simply smell like roses!

I was just having fun dude. Oh well, if you do not like this one, I wouldn't mind. I'm sorry if this one's kinda annoying. :(

I let you in on a secret, ladies never do such thing, and if they did, it would simply smell like roses!

Smells more like BS to me!

I was just having fun dude. Oh well, if you do not like this one, I wouldn't mind. I'm sorry if this one's kinda annoying. :(

No harm intended, just being facetious as usual.

There was this news report that a fellow suffocated from his own rectal exhaust, when he was sleeping in a small tent.

I am slightly disgusted but laughing at the same time....

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