What is your Favorite Quote? - Page 3

[Lardmeister]

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
(Mae West)

I am really much too young to say that.

[twomers]

I like this one:

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

[atish00]

If the mission is tough we will achieve it.If the mission is impossible it will take some time.

[Lardmeister]

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
(Robert Paul)

[bumsfeld]

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Courtesy of Diana Jordan

[ZZucker]

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

[vegaseat]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein

[vegaseat]

Since it is the time of the year again when many US citizens slave over their complicated tax forms:

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein

[ZZucker]

Another quote from dear Albert:

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
... Albert Einstein

[vegaseat]

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
-- from the expert of the English language George Carlin

[bumsfeld]

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
-- Will Rogers

[vegaseat]

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein

[ZZucker]

Gee vegaseat, you must like old Albert!

There is hope for the math challenged:

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein

Ouch:

How can I believe in God, when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
-- Woody Allen

[vegaseat]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

[tella.star]

"cuando sueño contigo no hablo, sino que canto en sueños". is one of my favorite quote.

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[sneekula]

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
~~~ Henry Ford

[sneekula]

"cuando sueño contigo no hablo, sino que canto en sueños". is one of my favorite quote.

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[bumsfeld]

I dream for a living.
-- Steven Spielberg

[EnderX]

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

The version I've always heard goes something like this:
(Participants: LA = Lady Astor, WC = Churchill)

LA: Winston, you're drunk.
WC: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.

And another one listed on her ladyship's wikipedia page:

And in another similar instance with Winston Churchil in his fabled tangle with Lady Astor, who'd allegedly said she'd probably sleep with him for a £1 million.

When Winston suggested £10, Astor snorted: "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

To which Winston is said to have replied: "We've established what you are; now we're just haggling over the price."

[vegaseat]

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to the office.
-- Robert Frost

[Ene Uran]

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Quoted by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[november_pooh]

Impossible Is Nothing

[sneekula]

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
~~~ Galileo Galilei

[Ene Uran]

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.
Quoted by Lyndon B. Johnson

[Lardmeister]

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
(by George Bernard Shaw)

[Lardmeister]

War settles nothing.
(Dwight D. Eisenhower)

[ZZucker]

People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School, but it's true.
-- Richard M. Nixon

[dorilys]

Black holes are places where god divided by zero.
by Steven Wright

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
by Arthur C. Clarke

[vegaseat]

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein

[ZZucker]

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein

Ah, another nice quote from good old Albert!

To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
-- Theodore Roosevelt