What is your Favorite Quote? - Page 5

[ZZucker]

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
-- Woody Allen

[Ramy Mahrous]

Quote from daniweb
Most of people on daniweb can't express their problem.
Quote from life
Just smile, tomorrow is better.

[ZZucker]

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein (my hero)

[vmanes]

I believe the single most powerful software productivity strategy for many organizations is to equip the computer-naive intellectual workers on the firing line with personal computers and good generalized writing, drawing, file, and spreadsheet programs, and turn them loose.
Frederick P Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man-Month", 1975

[jasimp]

Growing old is not for sissies.

--Old lady I walked past in the street.

[Ene Uran]

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men just invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler

[techbound]

"Your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others" - Unknown

[vmanes]

Growing old is not for sissies.

--Old lady I walked past in the street.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

[Lardmeister]

Growing old is inevitable. ...

You must have forgotten your Geritol again.

Anything worth doing should have been done by now.

[vmanes]

You must have forgotten your Geritol again.

I keep getting it mixed up with the Serutan.

“Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.”

(unless you read the descriptions under the box top?)

[woooee]

These are quotes for anyone who hasn't heard of Steven Wright.
# "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
# "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
# "I'm living on a one-way dead-end street. I don't know how I ever got there."
# "Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the hell is my mother gonna do?"
# "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
# "Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he'd just pull out a quarter?"
# "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."
# "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
# "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
# "OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
# "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"

OK, enough of that.

[DavidB]

Man's character is his fate.
--Heraclitus

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"I can but suppose they are trusting to the fact that what goes on in
a muddy stream is less easily detected."

by Livy
"The Early History of Rome"
Books I - V of The History of Rome from its Foundations

(This statement Livy attributed to Lucius Cornelius Maluginensis during
a debate)

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A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It cuts the hand that wields it.
-- Rabindranath Tragore

[kylethedarkn]

Everybody Lies
-Dr. House

[AHStanford]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it the size of the fight in the dog."

Mark Twain (I Believe)

[Agni]

"I dont comment my code, if it's tough to write it should be tough to understand"

[Mayurpp]

"I dont comment my code, if it's tough to write it should be tough to understand"

Although I'm a QA (Tester) , I Absolutely Love the quote above....This is so true

[vegaseat]

You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order -- order out of chaos. But we will.
-- George W. Bush

[jagandimbuka]

Life without danger is such a waste of Oxygen.

[bumsfeld]

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman

[Ene Uran]

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
quote by Billy Crystal

[vmanes]

Women give sex to get love. Men give love to get sex.

[vmanes]

I believe the single most powerful software productivity strategy for many organizations is to equip the computer-naive intellectual workers on the firing line with personal computers and good generalized writing, drawing, file, and spreadsheet programs, and turn them loose.
Frederick P Brooks, Jr., "The Mythical Man-Month", 1975

Oops, that particular quote was from the 1986 paper, "No Silver Bullet" that was added to the 1995 republishing of TMMM. Still a pretty fair prognostication.

[sneekula]

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
~~~ Henry Ford

[Lardmeister]

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why don't we all get wasted and have the time of our lives?
(Jewish proverb)

[Lardmeister]

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? The rest of you just rattle your jewelry.
(John Lennon)

[sneekula]

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
~~~ Benjamin Franklin

[vegaseat]

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
-- Stephen Hawking

[ZZucker]

In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.
-- George Bernard Shaw

[bumsfeld]

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
-- Albert Einstein

I am looking for one new avatar.
-- Albert Einstein (maybe)

[Ene Uran]

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.