Not exactly a quote, but the first announcement that Microsoft was trying to buy Yahoo for 30+ billion, was followed here in SoCal by the story that Exxon-Mobil reported a profit for the year of 40+ billion. I hope it was intentional.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Semper ubi sub ubi
The motto at a club where I hung out as a youth - "Always wear under ware" (only roughly); the place was called Grandma's and was where all the acid-heads hung out in Billings Montana, in the '70s