We use bumper stickers to proclaim our political/religious/moral/immoral/humorous and other feelings.

If you could post a new bumper sticker on your vehicle every day, what would it say today?
(Please, one post per day)

Do you drive in a phone booth? Hang up NOW!

Reelect Bush and Cheney

Honk me again and I put it in park.

Guns are for drive-by shooting.

Reelect Bush and Cheney

Do you always promote illegal acts?

IT'S A NICE DAY FOR DRIVING, DON'T F@%$ IT UP

DON'T PREACH IN OUR SCHOOLS AND WE WONT THINK IN YOUR CHURCH

commented: Yeah, get secular preaching out of schools! And keep liberalism out of the church! +13

washed it earlier , and the car too

Honk if you are horny!

My previous car had one saying: smile! (if your not wearing underwear). (it came with the car..)
But I'm looking for the "I break for rainbows" sticker from carmageddon

I'm doing the speed limit, so back off or see my glock(name of my dog)...

Global Warming is a Bunch of Hot Air

Something we haven't tried yet to improve government:

Reelect Bush and Cheney

Might be possible if Dick runs for president and Bush runs for the vice.

Hey Ezzaral, nice find!

Used to be:
You are what you eat

Now:
You are what you vote

I am not old enough to drive, but I would love to put this sticker on my car:
I Lie To Pollsters

Found in my reader:

RUN HILLARY RUN

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.

commented: haha.. Good one. +12

none. I drive a company car and bumper stickers (except a small one with the company logo) aren't allowed (nor would I use any were it my own choice).

Might be possible if Dick runs for president and Bush runs for the vice.

The last line of the 12th amendment may prohibit that scenario.

But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.

Then there's the ever popular:
If you can read this, thank a Teacher.
If you're reading it in English, thank Veteran

vmanes, then how does Hillary ever think to legally get president? She's already served two terms as president, presiding over BillyBoy, Monica Lewinsky's boyfriend.

When No Child Gets Ahead
No Child Is Left Behind

Honk Quietly - Driver is Sleeping