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mine would be on my car:

Currently Away From My Computer

Or:

Failure Is Not An Option
(It comes bundled with Windows)


Credit goes to:

http://www.c2i.ntu.edu.sg/AI+CI/Humor/bumperstickers.html

for the following:

Computer Bumper Stickers

* (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

* (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?

* Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

* ACK and you shall receive.

* All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

* Apathy Error: Don't bother pressing any key.

* Avoid temporary variables and strange women.

* Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

* Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

* Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

* Beta: Latin for "still not working."

* A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

* Bus Error. Please take the train.

* Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

* CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.

* Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

* Daddy, what does "formatting hard disk" mean?

* Disc space, the final frontier

* Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

* Does fuzzy logic tickle your mind?

* Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

* Error: erroneous error; nothing wrong.

* Error: illegal brain function. Process terminated.

* Error: no keyboard - press F1 to continue.

* Error: reserved for future mistakes.

* Error: the operation was completed succesfully. (MS Exchange)

* Error: Windows not found. (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance?

* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

* He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

* Hey, what does this reset butto

* Honey, I formatted the kid!

* I souport publik edekashun.

* Hit any user to continue.

* I.B.M. = I Blame Microsoft.

* If it compiles it's ready to ship.

* If it's not on fire then it's a software problem.

* If you can kick it, it's hardware. If you can only curse it, it's software.

* f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

* Illegal error. Do not try this again!

* In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

* "Intel inside" - idiot outside.

* It's not the size of the hard disk that counts...

* It said 'Insert disk #3' but only two will fit!

* It said "Windows95 or better", so I got a Mac.

* Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

* Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.

* Mailbox full: promotional literature overflow.

* Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.

* Multitasking: Fouling up several things at once...

* Murphy's best friend was a computer.

* Old programmers never die. They just cant C as well.

* On a clear disk you can seek forever.

* Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

* PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

* Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

* Press ESC to detonate or any other key to explode.

* Profanity: the universal programming language

* Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

* "RAM chip" is *not* an installation procedure.

* Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

* Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* The faster the Pentium, the faster you can reboot.

* The secret of the universe is beeeeeeeeep NO CARRIER

* This error is reserved for future mistakes.

* Three days of testing can save 10 minutes reading the manual.

* Today's subliminal thought is:

* Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

* Unix for stability. Macs for productivity. Windows for solitaire.

* When all else fails, read the instructions.

* When the going gets tough, upgrade.

* Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

* Why do Computer Scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

* Windows: just another pane in the glass.

* Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

* Your fault: core dump.

* Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now?

* #define QUESTION (0x2B | ~0x2B) -- Shakespeare.

* 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

* 29A, the hexadecimal number of the Beast.

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Hotmatrixx: congrats for bringing an impressive compilation!!

Thx :-)

(i hope you wern't being sarcastic :-( )

Is it worth a reputation point?
(gotta pull the plugs when you are new!)

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Thx :-)
Is it worth a reputation point?
(gotta pull the plugs when you are new!)

Nope -- sorry but no one gets rep points here in Geek's Lounge.

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Nope -- sorry but no one gets rep points here in Geek's Lounge.

really? Hey that's cool. I was just trying my luck anyway.

Computers are devices that enable men to make mistakes at 467000 cycles a second.

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Computers are devices that enable men to make mistakes at 467000 cycles a second.

That's one awfully slow, awfully old computer! The IBM PC of 1981 was 10 times faster than that.

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That's one awfully slow, awfully old computer! The IBM PC of 1981 was 10 times faster than that.

Thx. It was just a random number. Edit at will. I woke up this morning and my pc had grown a new one: 'my brain is faster than yours' i couldn't be bothered arguing so I stuck 'this monkey can hold a hammer' to my head. Side Note: My pc is behaving today for some reason.

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