My tower is impressive~I wish inside it was too!

Don't steal, the government does not like competition.

My Giga Hurts

My drivers have yet to get their licenses

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

"It's not a bug, It's a feature"

"Work is for people who don't have Internet Access"

Mine would be

Custom Computer Builds RULE!

Mine would be

Custom Computer Builds RULE!

Yeah! Like your avatar too!

"One of us's just got to hang, you choose which!"

I'm the key to your future.

mine would be on my car:

Currently Away From My Computer

Or:

Failure Is Not An Option
(It comes bundled with Windows)


Credit goes to:

http://www.c2i.ntu.edu.sg/AI+CI/Humor/bumperstickers.html

for the following:

Computer Bumper Stickers

* (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

* (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?

* Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

* ACK and you shall receive.

* All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

* Apathy Error: Don't bother pressing any key.

* Avoid temporary variables and strange women.

* Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

* Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

* Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

* Beta: Latin for "still not working."

* A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

* Bus Error. Please take the train.

* Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

* CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today.

* Computer programmers do it byte by byte.

* Daddy, what does "formatting hard disk" mean?

* Disc space, the final frontier

* Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

* Does fuzzy logic tickle your mind?

* Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

* Error: erroneous error; nothing wrong.

* Error: illegal brain function. Process terminated.

* Error: no keyboard - press F1 to continue.

* Error: reserved for future mistakes.

* Error: the operation was completed succesfully. (MS Exchange)

* Error: Windows not found. (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance?

* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

* God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.

* He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

* Hey, what does this reset butto

* Honey, I formatted the kid!

* I souport publik edekashun.

* Hit any user to continue.

* I.B.M. = I Blame Microsoft.

* If it compiles it's ready to ship.

* If it's not on fire then it's a software problem.

* If you can kick it, it's hardware. If you can only curse it, it's software.

* f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

* Illegal error. Do not try this again!

* In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

* "Intel inside" - idiot outside.

* It's not the size of the hard disk that counts...

* It said 'Insert disk #3' but only two will fit!

* It said "Windows95 or better", so I got a Mac.

* Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

* Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.

* Mailbox full: promotional literature overflow.

* Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.

* Multitasking: Fouling up several things at once...

* Murphy's best friend was a computer.

* Old programmers never die. They just cant C as well.

* On a clear disk you can seek forever.

* Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

* PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

* Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

* Press ESC to detonate or any other key to explode.

* Profanity: the universal programming language

* Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

* "RAM chip" is *not* an installation procedure.

* Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

* Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* The faster the Pentium, the faster you can reboot.

* The secret of the universe is beeeeeeeeep NO CARRIER

* This error is reserved for future mistakes.

* Three days of testing can save 10 minutes reading the manual.

* Today's subliminal thought is:

* Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

* Unix for stability. Macs for productivity. Windows for solitaire.

* When all else fails, read the instructions.

* When the going gets tough, upgrade.

* Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

* Why do Computer Scientists confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

* Windows: just another pane in the glass.

* Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

* Your fault: core dump.

* Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now?

* #define QUESTION (0x2B | ~0x2B) -- Shakespeare.

* 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

* 29A, the hexadecimal number of the Beast.

Hotmatrixx: congrats for bringing an impressive compilation!!

Hotmatrixx: congrats for bringing an impressive compilation!!

Thx :-)

(i hope you wern't being sarcastic :-( )

Is it worth a reputation point?
(gotta pull the plugs when you are new!)

Thx :-)
Is it worth a reputation point?
(gotta pull the plugs when you are new!)

Nope -- sorry but no one gets rep points here in Geek's Lounge.

Nope -- sorry but no one gets rep points here in Geek's Lounge.

really? Hey that's cool. I was just trying my luck anyway.

Computers are devices that enable men to make mistakes at 467000 cycles a second.

Computers are devices that enable men to make mistakes at 467000 cycles a second.

That's one awfully slow, awfully old computer! The IBM PC of 1981 was 10 times faster than that.

That's one awfully slow, awfully old computer! The IBM PC of 1981 was 10 times faster than that.

Thx. It was just a random number. Edit at will. I woke up this morning and my pc had grown a new one: 'my brain is faster than yours' i couldn't be bothered arguing so I stuck 'this monkey can hold a hammer' to my head. Side Note: My pc is behaving today for some reason.

If I don't comprehend, it's corrupt!!!

My HTML kicks your C++'s ass!
I read that somewhere. lol.

No, I have not Lost my mind!
It's backed up on a server.
(and the network is down again)