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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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Bend Oregon. How do you do that?

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Why is there a "Question of the day" thread, but no "Answer of the day" thread to go along with it?

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Which way is this bus driving. I know the answer, so guess

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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
-- Steven Wright

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Which way is this bus driving. I know the answer, so guess

Away from you.

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Away from you.

Nope. It's going to the left, because you can't see the door where you get in. (not true for England, New Zealand etc)

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Nope. It's going to the left, because you can't see the door where you get in. (not true for England, New Zealand etc)

What bus? it looks more like a UFO to me :)

Why do we call it 'cracking' a window when it doesn't break?

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Which way is this bus driving. I know the answer, so guess

AWAY, oops just realized the answer is already posted.

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AWAY, oops just realized the answer is already posted.

Why are the buses in Canada so weird ?

(I mean if Steven mistook the drawing for a retreating bus .... )

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Well its seemed like the most logical answer, and by the way we dont have busses in canada yet. There coming soon though I think.

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If you like, I could give you the blue-prints of 'the wheel' as long as my government doesn't find out ;)

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Ok that would be great. ummmmmm do you have a carrier pigeon you could send that with or should i send mine to you first.

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Were you from in the netherlands niek_e, I find that to be a very interesting area.

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If you started from a point, went 10km north then 10km west and finally 10km south and end up at the same point, where would you be?

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If you started from a point, went 10km north then 10km west and finally 10km south and end up at the same point, where would you be?

The south pole??

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Yes you are correct. The answer is south pole.

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Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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Guess where I am pierced?

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When no one trusts, does it matter that everyone lies?

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Why do psychics have to ask your name?

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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

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Oops, I should have said empty desk.

Would you give your right arm to be ambidextrous?

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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?

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It depends on who your asking, relatively speaking.

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> "Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?"

How many lethal injection sessions have you witnessed to state that with conviction?

> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

No, morals.

> "If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
> dinner?"

Maybe he had expensive tastes?

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Stalin's left arm was ... ?

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Has anybody ever bet enough on a winning horse?

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Why does my mom call me SOB?

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Stalin's left arm was ... ?

didnt he have polio?

y does my mom call me SOB?

lol liked that one

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