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Stalin's left arm was ... ?

Stalin's left arm was lame due to an accident he had when he was a boy.

Why is temptation so hard to resist?

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Divide and rule!

Unite and lead!

I wonder which motto is the better one?

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If General Electric would purchase Alitalia airlines, would the new company be called Genitalia?

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Why don't they put pictures of criminals on postage stamps rather than the walls of the post office?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

coffee breaks are usually called tea breaks in england anyway so its not an issue

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Pizza is round because the dough is a ball and is flatten out by spinning or rolling making it a circle shape, and the box it come in is square because this way it will be easy to store, stack, carry and assemble.

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Is it true we have gravity because the earth sucks?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
:)

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?

Taxes

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