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Stalin's left arm was ... ?

Stalin's left arm was lame due to an accident he had when he was a boy.

Why is temptation so hard to resist?

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If Underarm Deodorant witnesses a crime, does it have to go into the wetness protection program?

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Is it true that God only answers knee-mail?

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Divide and rule!

Unite and lead!

I wonder which motto is the better one?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

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If General Electric would purchase Alitalia airlines, would the new company be called Genitalia?

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If 'FedEx' and 'UPS' were to merge, would they call it 'Fed UP'?

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Why don't they put pictures of criminals on postage stamps rather than the walls of the post office?

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

coffee breaks are usually called tea breaks in england anyway so its not an issue

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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Is it true we have gravity because the earth sucks?

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If 3 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 2 out of 5 enjoy it?

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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

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If a deaf person swears, does her mother wash her hands with soap?

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If no evil would ever be done in the name of good, would there be any evil?.

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Pizza is round because the dough is a ball and is flatten out by spinning or rolling making it a circle shape, and the box it come in is square because this way it will be easy to store, stack, carry and assemble.

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Where can I find a place that sells square pizza in a round box?

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Is it true we have gravity because the earth sucks?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
:)

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i dunno why didnt einstein realize theory of gravity shitting all ageas :P

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A question that defeats the purpose:
"Where's the self-help section?"

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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

:icon_smile:lol...good one...lol:icon_smile:

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In England do they call a small mother a minimum?

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In England do they call a small mother a minimum?

No, we don't.

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?

Taxes

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Is it true that the key to happiness is a bad memory?

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