Stalin's left arm was ... ?

Stalin's left arm was lame due to an accident he had when he was a boy.

Why is temptation so hard to resist?

If Underarm Deodorant witnesses a crime, does it have to go into the wetness protection program?

Is it true that God only answers knee-mail?

Divide and rule!

Unite and lead!

I wonder which motto is the better one?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

If General Electric would purchase Alitalia airlines, would the new company be called Genitalia?

If 'FedEx' and 'UPS' were to merge, would they call it 'Fed UP'?

Why don't they put pictures of criminals on postage stamps rather than the walls of the post office?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

coffee breaks are usually called tea breaks in england anyway so its not an issue

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Is it true we have gravity because the earth sucks?

If 3 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that 2 out of 5 enjoy it?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

If a deaf person swears, does her mother wash her hands with soap?

If no evil would ever be done in the name of good, would there be any evil?.

Pizza is round because the dough is a ball and is flatten out by spinning or rolling making it a circle shape, and the box it come in is square because this way it will be easy to store, stack, carry and assemble.

Where can I find a place that sells square pizza in a round box?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Is it true we have gravity because the earth sucks?

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
:)

i dunno why didnt einstein realize theory of gravity shitting all ageas :P

A question that defeats the purpose:
"Where's the self-help section?"

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

:icon_smile:lol...good one...lol:icon_smile:

In England do they call a small mother a minimum?

In England do they call a small mother a minimum?

No, we don't.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply
press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in ... " but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where does the extra penny go?

Taxes

Is it true that the key to happiness is a bad memory?