When you see them, post them. Just a few examples:
Trash Hauling Business:
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back."
Concrete Company:
"We dry harder."
Window Cleaners:
"Your pane is our pleasure."
Vacuum Cleaner Sales:
"Our business sucks."
Jump to PostOn a septic tank service truck:
"We're number one in the number two business"
Jump to PostACME Cemetery Marker Ltd.:
"People are dying to get our products."
Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we will wait."
Pastry Shoppe:
"Get your buns in here."
On a septic tank service truck:
"We're number one in the number two business"
ACME Cemetery Marker Ltd.:
"People are dying to get our products."
Name of a hair dresser:
Curl Up and Dye
sorry, dont know how that happened.
Massage Parlor:
"It's great to be kneaded."
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