Was going to post this in the joke thread but I could see people extending from the subject.
I have three kids: 6yrs - Robbie or Roo is his nickname, 4yrs - Nicky or Duke is his nickname, and 1yr - Derrek or (The Bear).
Anyway, Robbie and Nickie were playing "Hospital". The had a baby medicine syringe for administering baby medicine orally. Nicky says to Robbie, "You need some medicine" and with the syringe, sucked some water out of a glass and squirted it into Robbie's mouth. Robbie says, "Its my turn" and takes his turn squirting water into Nickie's mouth. Of course they fought over it for a little while and then Robbie said, "I'm sick, I need some more medicine" and Nicky says "Well, but hold on. I got to clear you first". He runs across the room to get some Kleenex and comes back with one in each hand. He puts one on Robbie's chest and the other on his shoulder and yells, "Clear!". He then pulls the Kleenexes off and proceeds to do it again, "Clear!". Then he drops the Kleenex and squirts more water in Robbie's mouth asking if he feels better.