<flounder> 663 </flounder>
(What's yellow, and hangs on the wall, and whistles?)
Paint it blue instead, please.
No, this herring is yellow. Oh, drat, gave it away.
According to Google results, most of them are green.
This herring, he was yellow.
Yeah, okay, it's your herring to do with as you please.
I'm just saying... most seem to prefer them green.
Just an old riddle that came to mind. What's brown and sticky?
A stick. :P (You or someone else posted that somewhere on here before)
What's green and has wheels?
A painted mackrel with wheels stuck on its sides?
Grass! (I lied about the wheels)
There's also a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.
I lost a good friend to a knock-knock start gone bad back in '78. I just can't relive that. Sorry.
Sorry, didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
I've healed and learned to go on with other forms of jokes. It's not so bleak as it might seem.
665. Sorry I was away for a day :)
Ezzaral - I was touched by your story.
Man, Ez. Playing the sympathy card works for you!
no, it's 665 - don't worry, ever counted, ever failed doesn't matter - count again, count better :)
663, I'm afraid - but you're only off by a bit. :)
Sorry Jon. It's 2 to 1 on this. We win ;)
Hello guys, I am writing a C++ program that converts arabic to roman numerals or vice versa up to 100 (C).
The program should:
Handle all values for 1 (Roman ...
I want to focus a lot on developing new features for DaniWeb, and getting us back to our former glory. However, a lot of doing that requires the community's investment ...
I’m thinking of writing a (hopefully both fun and useful) listicle with advice from “women who have been there” for spotting companies that really mean it when they say, “We ...