<flounder> 663 </flounder>

<mackerel>661</mackerel>

(What's yellow, and hangs on the wall, and whistles?)

663

Paint it blue instead, please.

661.

No, this herring is yellow. Oh, drat, gave it away.

663
According to Google results, most of them are green.

663

Yeah, okay, it's your herring to do with as you please.
I'm just saying... most seem to prefer them green.

661

Just an old riddle that came to mind. What's brown and sticky?

663
A stick. :P (You or someone else posted that somewhere on here before)

663

A painted mackrel with wheels stuck on its sides?

661

Grass! (I lied about the wheels)

There's also a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

663

I lost a good friend to a knock-knock start gone bad back in '78. I just can't relive that. Sorry.

Sorry, didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
661

663

I've healed and learned to go on with other forms of jokes. It's not so bleak as it might seem.

665. Sorry I was away for a day :)

667

Ezzaral - I was touched by your story.

Man, Ez. Playing the sympathy card works for you!
665.

no, it's 665 - don't worry, ever counted, ever failed doesn't matter - count again, count better :)

663, I'm afraid - but you're only off by a bit. :)

665
Sorry Jon. It's 2 to 1 on this. We win ;)