Picked from newspaper classifieds:
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Just in time for deer season:
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, one 5-finger, one 3-finger, pair only $15
Bill's septic cleaning "We haul American made products"
Our sofa seats the whole mob and is made of 100% Italian leather.
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer, asking $300.
Christmas Sale of Methodist Women at West-Side Church.
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. Asking $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.