Picked from newspaper classifieds:

'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000

Just in time for deer season:
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, one 5-finger, one 3-finger, pair only $15

Bill's septic cleaning "We haul American made products"

Our sofa seats the whole mob and is made of 100% Italian leather.

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer, asking $300.

Christmas Sale of Methodist Women at West-Side Church.

FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. Asking $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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Farm fresh eggs for sale, right from the chicken's behind!

Lose all your weight, only $49.

Parachute — never opened. Used once. $875

Four-poster bed, 101 years old, perfect for antique lover.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

Our bikinis are simply the tops.

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