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Ever stumbled over silly instructions?

Open Packet, Eat Nuts

To avoid breakage, keep bottom on top.
Top marked bottom to avoid confusion.

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yeah on some nuts it said "warning: may contain nuts"

lol

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On a bar of Dial soap:
Use like regular soap.

Printed on bottom of the box:
Do not turn upside down.

Product will be hot after heating.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning, keep out of children.

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

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Lardmeister, you have the book How to avoid a wombat's bum I guess :)

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What kind of girl is a wombat?

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A stumble may prevent a fall!

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In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines, please remove
all your clothes when the light goes out.

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Notice in a farmer's field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field
For Free, But The Bull Charges.

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