Ever stumbled over silly instructions?
Open Packet, Eat Nuts
To avoid breakage, keep bottom on top.
Top marked bottom to avoid confusion.
yeah on some nuts it said "warning: may contain nuts"
On a bar of Dial soap:
Use like regular soap.
Printed on bottom of the box:
Do not turn upside down.
Product will be hot after heating.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning, keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
Lardmeister, you have the book How to avoid a wombat's bum I guess :)
What kind of girl is a wombat?
A stumble may prevent a fall!
In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines, please remove
all your clothes when the light goes out.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field
For Free, But The Bull Charges.