You get minty-fresh breath.

I put in a little frog.

You get a stuffed 'Kermit the Frog' doll

I put in my overdue homework from 1st grade.

You get a dog with little bits of really old paper stuck in its teeth.

I put in a People magazine.

You get Brad and Angelina.

I put in 10 Netflix videos.

You get a Agatha Cristie : And Then There Were None PC game

I put in a Brachstwurst in Zemmel, (yuumm)

You get words that are hard to Google, yet have an excellent flavor.

I put in the letter X.

Stands for a kiss

I put in a ring

You get Frodo Baggins

I put in a Dell GX280 SFF

(sry, Brachtwurst)

You get a Dell XPS600!!! With a 20" flat panel LCD monitor!!! (SWEET!!!)

I put in a broken pencil.

you waste ur time by fixing it

I put in 'C'


I put in 30 rambunctious kids

You get a pimped up ride

I put in three French Hens.

You get two Italian turtle doves who love French hens.

[Marty - p.s. I figured you were talking about sausage Nov 22nd - what's Zemmel? Google brought up lots of different stuff, so I was stumped.]

I put in a cat-dog.

You get a Super Intelligent Monkey called George

I put in a "Team"; Office Motivational Picture

(Zemmel-Just a nice Bread Roll - no google results. In all, a good ol' Hotdog to you).

You get inspired and suddenly realize "there is no I in TEAM".

I put in a bat mobile.

That would give Batmans Cape :D

How about a Phone Vending Machene?

(Nice site here BTW guys)

You get an "out of order" sign.

(I agree - thanks to cscgal!)

I put in a giant bio-degradable plastic bag (they finally invented one).

You get the keys to the Death Star, er, ..., I mean The Moon.

I put in an Astro Droid containing the plans to said Moon.

you get Princess Leia (lucky Dog :cheesy: :cheesy: ) I put in a light saber

you get Princess Leia (lucky Dog :cheesy: :cheesy: ) I put in a light saber

You get an invitation from Darth Vader to meet you out back. (bet you're wishing you hadn't put your light saber in the vending machine - dang it!) :).

I put in 5 Backspace <-- keys.

:evil: You get a keyboard missing all the keys :evil:

I put in a hoody

You get a Birthday Cake

I put in a microwave

you get a tv dinner (which now you can't cook)

I put in a mountain dew MDX

You get a Gold Medal in the Luge

I put in a snowman

You get a rubber ball that keeps bouncing back for more

I put in a "Your the BOSS" coffee mug.

a slave owner from the past takes you and turns you into his slave

I put in my gold medal from the luge

You get magically transferred to a world built from Buscuits, sweets and chocolate, much similar to that from Hansel and Grettle, and suffer a mild headache from the lack of a balanced diet.

I put in a Star at Super Nova, that in an impending Event Horrizon threatens to crush the Vending Machine under huge gravitational presures, but luckily for us fades away into a White Dwarf.

You got a "Bend over and kiss your ass good-bye" bumper sticker, just in case the effects of the White Dwarf wear off.

["ass" meaning "donkey" of course]

I put in a rotund cat that does nothing all day except sit and watch the dogs.