You get a two wheeler...

I sell my four wheeler...

you get a fake piece of gold

i put in a diamond

you get a fiance.

I put in 4217 posts.

you get crackly fingers ~ ouch ~

I put in the earth

you get our home.

I put in the sun.

You get a degree...

I put in fire...

you get burned~ouch~don't play with matches

I put in a club

You get a golf ball.

I put in a wood chipper.

You get a nicely made wooden Boy Scout car

I put in a traffic light

you get intersections.

I put in a thunderstorm in the middle of July.

You get Lubbock weather

I put in a basket of eggs

U get a chicken

I put in soup

you get tomato.

I put in oatmeal.

you get cream of wheat

I put in Japanese food

You get an egg...

I put for an omelette...

i grill it

i throw in a dirty razor blade(covered in my blood of course)

you get an "ewwww" from me.

I put in a geek.

You get a picture of yourself! ;)

I put in a dead fish

You get a mobile...

I put in a grinder...

You get to see me grinding your head with it.

i put in a Italian sandwich

you get subway

I put in some magical keys

U get a magical lock, that never opens!

I put in a Raspberry Beret

you'll get call from prince

i put in a martian

you get mars

I put in a mars bar

you get a stained shirt

i throw in a Zippo

you get a rhino

I put in a dime

you get American currency.

I put in a bake sale.

You get a bunch of chicks together baking

I put in a white t-shirt contest :)

you get whores with HIV.

I put in a guitar.

You get to see Axl playing it.

i put some dragon balls :icon_cheesygrin:

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