Research is as foreign to his understanding as writing would be to a monkey. And this is not an attempt to insult any member of the Primate order.
His forte is in the excessive use of words related to the result of bowel movement and the noise and smell, prelude to that maneuver.
Against such, the Contact/Ignore lists setting in my control panel became a revelation. Give it a try!. You won't regret it. :)

Aia, sorry I am so slow - I just realized you were ranting against me! I am on your ignore list? I feel honored and yet a little sad but that is just me.