Alcohol does make you more attractive to the opposite sex. After they've drunk it.
Sorry if an old one - but very very funny.
Why do bikers where leather? Because chiffon wrinkles. Read More
Man "I’d like to call you. What’s your number?" Woman "It’s in the phone book." Man "But I don’t know your name." Woman "That’s in the phone book too." Read More
Tom retired in his early 50’s and started a second career. However, even though he loved his new job, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker and really sharp, so his boss … Read More
A couple were going out for the evening. They were ready, even had the dog put outside. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi … Read More
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!” To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about … Read More