Not to mention that it would improve my looks by 88% or more.
Tune in, turn on, plug in, drop out.
Oh, man! I don't know if I want to smell what happens when i sneak up behind some guy, slit his throat (actually, the Marine Corps trained us not to slit throats but to drive the knife up behind the jaw, through the jugular and into the brain - much quicker and more effecient - oops, I bet you did not want to know that<sorry>), and he voids his bladder and intestine - or when I spray that guy over there with a flamethrower.
John Waters was such leader!
Oxford University Press came out with a "Smelly old History" scratch and sniff series that included Victorian serf, Viking socks, Frontier outhouse. I gave a set (there were 12 I think) to some really young nieces and nephews..