This is the End user girl's agreement. Read it carefully and tick agree if you agree unless return it to the nearest stock office and widthdraw your money back at any time . If Disagree then tick disagree.

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pictures with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she cannot get to her friends. It makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-Always Hug Her And Say "I Love You" When You See Her.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful... Not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!

Oh, and on that last one... U need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. You buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. Small things can still help we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you

are you still reading this? U better be its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS REMIND HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

hmm , Microsoft windows End user Argreement is better than that.
Can't agree , I will return this and download linux and install linux.


Return your girlfriend and install linux guys !

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So, where is the user part?

Sneek, you're asking this of a guy who wants to trade in a female companion for an operating system for his computer based upon a fantastical list of requirements written by some moon-eyed pre-teen girl - you're expecting lot if you want coherence.

Return your girlfriend and install linux guys !

Okay..... Then what ? Cry out loud for being single ? :icon_rolleyes:

commented: !! :) +19
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