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here is my weird conversation that was really three.

User: Hay.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Mikayla, yours?

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thanks, I get told that alot.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Not today sorry. How about tomorrow?

Cleverbot: That sounds spendid.

User: Ok then. What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Petting my kitten.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: Mikayla.

Cleverbot: Well, her too. But I was talking about you.

User: My name is Mikayla.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Too old.

User: But how old are you in years?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Thats not old at all.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No, that is really young.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Your welcome.

Cleverbot: So what do you look like, Honey?

User: Blonde, blue eyes. What do you look like?

Cleverbot: Like a white supremist.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Cold.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: New Zealand.

Cleverbot: Really, where in New Zealand?

User: Tapawera.

Cleverbot: Tuu jo.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I Am from Tucson.

User: Ok then. Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Ok then, what is your occupation?

Cleverbot: I am a student, how old are you??

User: 17, what about you?

Cleverbot: Well and interested to be speaking with you.

User: Thats nice you seem kind.

Cleverbot: How about a lager??

User: No I prefer tequila.

Cleverbot: Would you do. Kelly.

User: Who is kelly?

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Oh not me either.

Cleverbot: What is your problem?

User: At the moment you don't make sense and your mean and I do not like it!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Ok will you be nice now?

Cleverbot: Yes I will be very nice.

User: What kind of nice...

Cleverbot: A friendly kind of nice human.

User: But you are not human and I am an alien.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: An alien from the Zydorgian sector.

Cleverbot: Oh oh.

User: What I come in peace?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: But..?

User: You ignore me.

Cleverbot: No. Sorry.

User: Yes you do it is very mean.

Cleverbot: But how can I miss you if we are talking?

User: Because you are far away.

Cleverbot: What makes you that?

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: California.

User: That is far from me.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: New Zealand.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do do?

User: Do live in New Zealand. You lied.

Cleverbot: I never said anything like that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No you must be confused with someone else.

User: Why won't you talk to me?!?

Cleverbot: You never talk to me.

User: Im talking to you now.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I go to school.

Cleverbot: You earn money from that?

User: No. I don't earn money.

Cleverbot: Then, why would you take a job?

User: I do not have a job.

Cleverbot: Why don't you start your own project then?

User: I have to learn more first.

Cleverbot: You do not have to learn anything, you just do.

User: Like?

Cleverbot: What is it that you have to do that makes you think I have something?

User: I don't understand stupid talk.

Cleverbot: Inevitable means that it will happen no matter what.

User: I know. But do you??

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Really thats interesting.

Cleverbot: You are interested in yourself? Hmm.. A small Narcissus in making eh?

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: But you're acting like you don't like me.

User: When?

Cleverbot: You're not so smart, are you?

User: I am smarter than you think.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that?

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Say 'hello' to me in dutch.

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: It's hoi.

User: No that is hi in dutch.

Cleverbot: Your name is Mikayla?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Talk like him.

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Brilliant, but not quite enough

User: Do you know about me?

Cleverbot: Why would I want to?

User: Because I'm chatting with you. Will you chat with strangers?

Cleverbot: And i'm doing the same.
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Cleaverbot told me that he is not a bot but instead a human. What bot would think their human? It could say at least it is an alien from area 51.

I'm not a bot.
Then who are you?
I am a human.

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