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  • I was wrong only once in my life -- I thought I was wrong but I was wrong. -- Unknown Read More

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    Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Read More

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    Some days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant. -- Unknown Read More

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    ddanbe 2,525   7 Years Ago

    An expert is someone who has made all the possible mistakes. Read More

  • Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Frank Barkow Read More

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    [QUOTE=vegaseat;890062]Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it. -- Homer[/QUOTE] Mmmmm.... Donuts. -- Homer Read More

  • "When the last tree is cut, the last river is poisoned, and the last fish is dead, we will discover that we can't eat money..." Read More

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    vmanes 1,165   7 Years Ago

    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook Read More

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    Testing can only prove the presence of bugs, not their absence. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra Read More

  • Albert Einstein: Der enzige wirklche wertvole Sache ist Intuition. The only real valuable thing is intuition. Read More

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Can you answer? Yes I can,
but what would be the answer to the answer man?

-The Grateful Dead, "St. Stephen"

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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Frank Barkow

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One of my favorites:

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams

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The only thing worse than not getting what you want is getting what you want.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Those who know how to win are more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories.
--- Polybius

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Experience is a hard teacher, because the test is given first, the lesson afterwards.
~~~ Vernon Lawson

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The only reason many people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
-- Paul Dontee

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The only reason many people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
-- Paul Dontee

He was lost in thought - fortunately, he did not have far to travel
-- Goon Show (and various)

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Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W. C. Fields

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The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority.
The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority.
The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
~~~ A. A. Milne

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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein

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I get mail, therefore I am.

Nice! Paraphrasing Descartes (The man who gave us the x and the y in the carthesian coordinate system)

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Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll meet 'em on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner

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The symptom of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
-- George F. Will

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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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