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When no one listens to you make your way all alone
- RABINDRANATH TAGORE

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If a tail is a leg then how many legs does a dog have.
Answer is four, as calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.

said by Abraham Lincoln. :D

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Don't find a fault, find a fix!

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We never see ourselves as others see us.
~~~ Oliver Hardy

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Another fine mess you've gotten me into.
-- Stan Laurel

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"God helps those who help themselves"
-- Benjamin Franklin

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"According to the pain is the gain."
-- Rabbi Ben Hei

"No pain, no gain."
-- Jane Fonda (in her aerobic workouts)

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Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence of the program? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher

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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
-Derek Bok

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"Tomorrow, tomorrow, not today!"
all the lazy people say.
-- my mother

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"You get what you pay for."
-- unknown wise guy

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"You get what you pay for."
-- unknown wise guy

"You'll pay for that"
-- probably the same guy

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"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting. If you keep believing what your believing, you'll keep achieving what you're achieving."
~ The Uncommon Way by David Wolfe

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"If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting. If you keep believing what your believing, you'll keep achieving what you're achieving."
~ The Uncommon Way by David Wolfe

A different way of stating this is

A Definition of Insanity:
Continually doing the same things over and over and expecting different results.

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Here is an odd one, you be the judge ...

America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success.
-- Sigmund Freud

Probably uttered during Sigmund's final years, when the first Great Depression was in full swing in the US.

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I think Siggy was onto something. Is the experiment really succeeding?

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I think Siggy was onto something. Is the experiment really succeeding?

We have the best government money can steal.

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"This is Congress masturbating to the sound of its own voice"

President Segovia, FlashForward, ep 5

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

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A true conservationist knows that the world is not given by the fathers, but borrowed from the children.
-- John James Audubon

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I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.
-- Vincent van Gogh

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Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.
-- Desiderius Erasmus

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman

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Happiness does not buy money.

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No one messes with this little black duck, -- Daffy

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Above all, be honest to yourself.

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"The Dude abides."

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"An expert is someone who's made all the mistakes", (That's how I became a local "guru geek")

My sig. is my own quote. I doubt it will ever get famous but I do try to live by it.

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

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Expert
combination of Ex, has been, was, past tense
and
spurt, a drip under pressure
expert : a hasbeen drip under pressure

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