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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is something someone sent me that is indisputable logic.
a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A:1 B:2 C:3 D:4 E:5 F:6 G:7 . . . . . . Z:26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

its the Bull**expletive deleted** and A**expletive deleted** kissing that will put you over the top.

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That's right up there with the continual exhortations to "do more with less."

Eventually, we can do absolutely everything with absolutely nothing.

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1988 Presidential debate on SNL. Phil Hartman as Jack Kemp on how to balance the budget by giving 110%.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87kdebate.phtml

Pat Schroeder: Please, gentlemen.. we'll get back to you later, let's turn to Jack Kemp. Jack, as much as anyone, you have been identified with supply-side economics. But have the supply-side caused these huge deficits, and since you're offering simply more of the same, how od you plan to balance the budget?

Jack Kemp: Well, the whole thing boils down to leadership, Pat. You know, when I played quarterback for the old Buffalo Bills, I gave 110%, and that inspired the guys around me to give 110% or better. The same thing applies to this budget - with the proper leadership, you can get that budget to give 150%! That means that you can spend 80% on the military, 40% on education, and still have 30% left over for rebuilding our infrastructure!

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Isn't it amazing that productivity continues to go up as jobs go away = just like homeopathy, the most productivity will be found when there is no one left working

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