http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2005/04/the_stupidest_h.html
This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of a RC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address.
The address given was 127.0.0.1 (which is anyone's local IP address - you own IP, if you want), but bitchchecker was not knowledgeable enough to know that and tried to use a software to destroy what he thought was Elch hard drives, but ended up destroying his own.
thought you techies would find this amusing; I know I got a chuckle out of it...
--Tone