cwarn - you do not have theories, you do not even have hypotheses, you only have random 'thingies' that you try to string together. You do not even seem to understand the meaning of the few facts you repeat to support your 'thingies'.
Read the dictionary properly (link). Definition 5 of a theory:
a particular conception or view of something to be done or of the method of doing it; a system of rules or principles.
That describes it perfectly so try using a dictionary yourself more often. This reminds me of the case of evolution where the scientists had to define what a theory is.