joke of discovery

[musthafa.aj]

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read: ' US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.'

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 500 meters, scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

[vaultdweller123]

WTF? your kiddin right? ahahaha this is a comedy

[Ene Uran]

Here is a nice circular one:

Being a good leader, he then went to a phone booth, called the
National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is indeed going to be
very cold."

So the Chief went back to encourage his people to collect even more
wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather
Service again, and asked again, "Is it going to be a very cold
winter?"

"Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief went back to his people and ordered them to go out and
bring back every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are
you absolutely sure that this winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like
crazy!"

[ankush.mukherje]

musthafa.aj yours one is really nice one