mop - chop

chop - circumcise

circumcise - ouch

ouch - fingers in my computer case ;)

fingers in my computer case --> pinched

pinched --> neighbor (was pinched when his finger got stuck in my tractor engine while fixing it)

neighbor --> computer-illiterate (my next-door neighbor needed to call me over to ask how to put a CD in his computer)

computer-illiterate --> my whole family (other than me)

my whole family (other than me) > lazy asses

lazy-asses-->donkey

(400th POST)

george w bush --> small tree full of bugs

small tree full of bugs --> Ladybird banquet

Ladybird banquet-->greenfly goulash :cheesy:

greenfly goulash --> soup

tomato --> berry

password --> moron

(I thought: OMG he just implied his password to be crackers. Then I thought: Shurely not, he wouldn't do that)

moron --> idiot

(is that why you put 'moron'?)

March 14th --> Einstein's Birthday

Einstein's Birthday-->party

party animal --> not me

beautiful --> sweet