Hallelueah!! Praized be the lor-DAH!
Someone has come, com-AH to SAVE us from this defiling game.
Because the Lord hath said:
"When bustin' a cap in da biatchez and pimpin' tha hoes, thou shalt NOT view with covetedness, a pixelated ***, nor bump-mapped bossoms, nor binary boobies!!**"
**Actual quote from our lord and saviour.
Just kidding, here's some better writing:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ticket_to_hell