So I noticed that the joke threads are pretty old ones, and if you're like
me then you like to laugh.
Well, let's start a new one! (Come on, you know you want to!) ;)
So, let's hear some (programming) jokes!
a Typical day in our life...:) Read More
Software development cycle 1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. 2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren't really bugs. 4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work … Read More
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to sleep so he politely declines, turns away and tries to sleep. The Programmer persists … Read More
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Can't do it...it's a hardware problem. Read More
This guy walks into a bar down in Texas and orders a white wine. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here where you from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?" The guy responds, "I'm … Read More
I just got a robo-phonecall from Barbara Bush telling me that Mitt Romney's wife would make a fine First Lady. Read More
Variation: There are 10 types of people, those who understand ternary, those who do not and those who think this is a binary joke. Read More
Layman: Hey dude, what's with the sad face? Programmer: I had a programming competition this weekend, I ranked at the number 1 position... Layman: That's great! Congrats! But why are you disappointed? Programmer: I was aiming for the number 0 position! Read More
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